Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature

#229 - There is no normal person in the whole village (Please order)

Qingyu had somewhat lost count of how many times she had been clamped.

She only knew that the other party was becoming more and more skilled, making it increasingly difficult for her to move.

In the beginning, they used their legs, then their hands, and finally both legs and hands.

She just felt so tired and simply wanted to brush her teeth and sleep, experiencing a fleeting beauty of shattering and reassembling.

After clamping, Duan Yun slept soundly, feeling satisfied.

He had originally planned to stay up all night to comprehend the secret manual, but he mastered it without doing so, and even found a perfect test subject to complete the trial. It was like finishing an exam early and getting a perfect score – impossible not to feel great.

I truly am a once-in-a-million cultivation genius.

Duan Yun slept soundly, unaware that a pair of beautiful yet tired eyes outside were glaring at him with resentment.

"Little girl, gets up early in the morning, pulling up her pants to go to the outhouse..."

In the morning, Duan Yun hummed a little tune as he got up to go to the outhouse.

After coming out of the outhouse, he found Qingyu looking at him with vigilance.

"What did you do last night?"

Qingyu covered her high chest, looking wary.

Duan Yun asked in confusion, "Ziyu?"

"You, you've seen her. What exactly did you do? Why is my whole body aching?" Ziyu said.

She was indeed different from Qingyu at night, showing more girlish wariness and nervousness.

If this was mental illness, then it was a thorough one.

Rarely encountering such a patient, Duan Yun said with interest, "It wasn't much, just forcibly fed her something."

Hearing this, Ziyu was shocked and asked, "Forcibly fed something? What thing?"

"Wait, it couldn't be that, could it? Are you really that perverted?"

Looking at Ziyu's expression, Duan Yun was also shocked and even had some dirty thoughts.

Or rather, girls with dirty minds tend to easily have dirty thoughts.

"It's not what you think," Duan Yun tried to explain.

Ziyu couldn't help but show a disgusted, nauseated expression, saying, "Besides that, what else did you do?"

Duan Yun said with a serious face, "Also, I tested my skills on you."

Ziyu's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief, saying, "You not only forcibly fed me something, but also tested your skills on me?"

"It wouldn't, wouldn't be some perverted demonic skill, would it?"

Ziyu quickly pulled open her sleeves, even wanting to tear open her clothes to see if there were any marks on her body.

Duan Yun frowned and said, "What demonic skill? Watch your words! I'll sue you for slander."

Ziyu hugged her chest, saying, "Don't try to deny it. It's obvious you're not a good person."

"I clearly have someone I like, but you still..."

As she spoke, her eyes turned red.

Just as tears were about to fall, her body suddenly trembled and stopped moving.

Even the tears seemed trapped in her eyes, not falling down.

Because she was being clamped by Duan Yun.

Duan Yun clamped his legs around her waist, and Ziyu stood there dumbfounded. Little Grey and the horse were used to it and continued to eat grass.

"So, this is what I was testing last night? Is there anything improper about this move?" Duan Yun said.

Ziyu was clamped there, finding it difficult to move, and felt a little scared.

"Tell this young master, did you misunderstand me?"

"If you think you misunderstood and feel guilty, then blink your eyes."

Duan Yun said while clamping Ziyu.

Ziyu blinked her beautiful big eyes.

Duan Yun continued to clamp without letting go because, at this moment, he had new insights into this clamping technique.

I'm really too strong!

It's as if he's improving every moment!

Just then, the courtyard door creaked open, revealing the figures of Feng Ling'er, Shen Ying, and the panda Dabai.

The moment they entered, their faces showed shock, and they also froze there.

Feng Ling'er said with a trembling voice, "He brought a wild woman home."

The girl with the dirty mind, Ying, responded, "In broad daylight, in the courtyard, using the sky as a blanket and the ground as a bed, and in this position."

With a 'thud,' the vegetable basket in Panda Dabai's hand fell to the ground, and it couldn't help but let out a 'woof.'

"Can't stand it."

"Can't stand it."

The two women muttered.

"Catch them first!"

Feng Ling'er suddenly said, and so, the two women rushed over like a gust of wind, one to catch the adulterer and the other to catch the fornicator.

But as they approached Duan Yun, the two women simultaneously froze in place.

Feng Ling'er was on the left, her right hand extended like a claw, and Shen Ying was on the right, turning her left fist into a palm, but both were clamped by Duan Yun.

Duan Yun used his legs to clamp Feng Ling'er's waist and his hands to clamp Shen Ying's underarms, his whole body lying horizontally between the two women. From a distance, it looked like an inverted "工" shape.

Ziyu saw it and looked surprised.

What a heaven-defying posture this was.

Not to mention her, even Panda Dabai, Little Grey, and the horse, who were already used to it, came to watch this new posture.

Duan Yun clamped two women at once, locking all their energy, and was calm and composed.

His astonishing wisdom was still turning, wondering if he could clamp another person in this situation.

Shen Ying had white silk wrapped around her body. Although she couldn't move, she could still make sounds.

"Duan Yun, you're too much. How could you treat us like this?"

"Dirty mind!"

Duan Yun asked, "Don't you think my kung fu is amazing?"

"Shameless! Stop changing the subject! We walked in on your dirty deed, and you're asking me if your kung fu is good?"

"I don't care. All I want to do now is beat her up and beat you up."

Shen Ying's Nine Deaths Silkworm Silk continued to flutter, like clouds.

But she still couldn't move.

Over there, Ziyu said tremblingly, "This lady, I'm also a victim. He just clamps on without saying a word. I can't dodge at all."

She was telling the truth, but for some reason, whether it was because of her girlish voice or something else, it gave people a slightly scheming feeling.

As a result, Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er were even more incensed!

Duan Yun quickly explained, "This is Brother Murong's new sister, also a new sister-in-law. I'm just testing my skills on her. Dirty-minded girls, don't slander people."

At this time, Feng Ling'er's expression became subtle, and she asked Duan Yun, "Do you think it's possible this time, too?"

Duan Yun shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem like it. That woman said she was from the north. She and her mother have never left the Mohe area since they were little. When I was trembling on her body, I didn't detect any signs of lying either."

Shen Ying couldn't help but complain, "What kind of trembling are you doing on other people's bodies?"

Ziyu's expression suddenly dimmed, and she asked, "Is he really like that?"

At this time, Feng Ling'er's expression became subtle, and she asked Duan Yun, "Do you think it's possible this time, too?"

Duan Yun shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem like it. That woman said she was from the north. She and her mother have never left the Mohe area since they were little. When I was trembling on her body, I didn't detect any signs of lying either."

Shen Ying couldn't help but complain, "What kind of trembling are you doing on other people's bodies?"

Next moment, Duan Yun exerted force, only hearing two "hmm!" sounds, Feng Ling'er and Shen Ying couldn't even speak.

If it weren't for the wind blowing the plum tree, at this moment, one would have thought everything was still.

After a moment, Duan Yun said, "Are you two calm now?"

"If you're calm, blink your eyes."

The two restrained beautiful girls blinked their eyes.

Duan Yun loosened his hands and feet.

"Dog thief!"

"Dog thief!"

"Suffer!"

The two women continued to explode the moment they regained their freedom, but Duan Yun bounced up and clamped them again.

Still the three of them were connected, still motionless, but the posture changed slightly.

Seeing this scene, Ziyu closed her surprised lips and muttered, "Crazy.", and walked straight to the side.

Duan Yun didn't expect that he would be called crazy by a crazy person.

Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er were also a little unbearable, feeling like they had caught their man cheating, but were restrained by their own man, and were instead scolded by the mistress.

Duan Yun couldn't help but explain, "You two really need to calm down. She's mentally ill."

"Remember that Ning Tian that Brother Murong met? That's Ziyu Fairy who wrote the trash book 'The Fallen Story of Goddess Catcher'! That's her!"

Ziyu pursed her lips and retorted, "I didn't write a trash book. It was all Qingyu's fault! She messed up my writing later!"

Duan Yun said, "See? She's Ziyu now, but she might turn into Qingyu at night. Qingyu calls her a slut, and she calls Qingyu a mess."

This time, Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er's eyes blinked rapidly.

Hearing this, they were sure that this was a mental illness.

Even if they had an affair with a mentally ill person, it wouldn't count as adultery.

Who would like a madman, a fool?

Wait, it seems that some people in the Jianghu like this, just like some goddess catchers like to develop feelings with demons over time.

But at this time, Duan Yun had already let them go, looking at Ziyu with eyes of caring for a mentally ill person.

Since the other party was so kind, they were embarrassed to lose their temper.

Ziyu noticed that they were all staring at her and said, "I'm not crazy. It's just that Qingyu likes to cause trouble."

Shen Ying has always been warm-hearted and very sympathetic to patients, so she quickly said, "You're really not crazy. It's all Qingyu's fault."

Ziyu was delighted to see that someone understood her and explained, "Actually, I can't completely blame her. In the end, she's actually my sister, but we don't get along, so she often slanders me."

As they chatted, the three women actually started chatting together.

Duan Yun couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief as he watched this scene.

Besides himself, there wasn't a single normal person in this manor.

If he hadn't mastered the 'Heart to Heart Connection Art,' they would have probably fought today.

After that, Shen Ying went to the kitchen and started to light the fire to cook.

It was obvious that they must have been hungry after this trip. Panda Dabai had already gone to the graveyard to dig up a lot of bamboo to bring back for food.

When Duan Yun brought Dabai back, he was worried that it wouldn't adapt to the environment, but he didn't expect this guy to become stronger and stronger.

If it weren't for the silly way it lay on the ground eating bamboo, it would probably have the feeling of a towering hero.

Whether it was out of concern for the mentally ill or because Ziyu was related to Feng Ling'er by blood, the three women actually sat together, eating and chatting.

They didn't serve Duan Yun when they were serving rice.

Making Duan Yun only have to serve himself rice.

Duan Yun couldn't help but ask, "Where did you three go?"

Feng Ling'er crossed her long legs and said, "Of course, we went to uphold justice."

"You also uphold justice?" Duan Yun asked in surprise.

"What? Can't we uphold justice? Now in this Jade Stone Town, everyone calls the three of us heroines," Feng Ling'er said with a proud face.

"The three of you?"

Duan Yun couldn't help but look at Dabai who was eating.

Dabai let out a dissatisfied "woof!" when he saw Duan Yun's expression.

"Of course, it's the three of us," Feng Ling'er continued with a proud face.

"What exactly is going on?" Duan Yun asked.

"Do you know Old Chen from the roast meat shop in town?" Feng Ling'er asked.

"Nonsense."

"That day, the two of us went to Old Chen's to buy roast meat as usual, and we found that Old Chen had gotten married."

"That's a rare thing," Duan Yun couldn't help but say.

Old Chen looked honest and was quite old. It could be said that he was an honest old bachelor.

It was indeed a rare thing for such a person to get married at this age.

"Seeing that the roast meat shop had an additional owner's wife, the business might get better and better, and we were quite happy for Old Chen. After all, at his age, he could still find true love. The woman Old Chen found was wide and plump, and looked like she was living an honest life. But five days ago, when we went to buy roast meat again, we found that Old Chen had closed the shop."

"No matter what, Old Chen's roast meat shop is an old shop. Old Chen hasn't rested for a few days in such a long time. After we inquired, we learned that Old Chen had been deceived. That woman had cheated Old Chen out of his life savings and even claimed that Old Chen was sick and didn't deserve to have a woman like her.

When we heard this, we thought that this woman was probably a habitual scammer. But we really didn't expect that even an ugly fat woman with a big face could commit marriage fraud."

Duan Yun thought, "That is, because she looks fat and ugly, Old Chen was fooled."

This was a very simple reason.

Old Chen was an honest and reliable person. If the other party looked better, he would definitely know that he was not worthy and would realize that the woman was either after his money or had ulterior motives, so he would naturally not be fooled.

But what about an ugly woman?

Old Chen would probably think that he was worthy, and with the other party's slight tricks, he would be tricked.

"So you went to find that fat woman?"

"Of course, Old Chen lost the money he had saved for most of his life, so he was depressed and looked like he was waiting to die. If we didn't help him get his money back, would we still have roast meat to eat in the future?

We spent money to let the Rolling Shutter Door investigate, and as a result, we found that this fat woman was not simple. She was actually a member of a group of bandits from Green Pear Mountain. In the early days, they robbed and killed, but later they changed their tune and started to like to cheat people."

At this time, Feng Ling'er slapped the table and said excitedly, "Could Shen Ying and I tolerate this? So we went to Green Pear Mountain with Dabai overnight, killed the whole family of those scammers, and especially hung that fat woman up and burned her to death.

We chased back Old Chen's money, and Old Chen was so happy that he said he would never think about women again. That's why the roast meat shop is open again."

Hearing this, Duan Yun couldn't help but clap and applaud.

This style of specializing in cracking down on scammer fat women and exterminating other people's families, who would you be if not heroines!

At this time, Shen Ying couldn't help but ask, "Where is Brother Murong?"

Duan Yun said, "He went to send a woman to visit relatives."

As he spoke, he told the story of Brother Murong.

Ziyu's expression suddenly dimmed and said, "Is he really like that?"

At this time, Feng Ling'er's expression became subtle and asked Duan Yun, "Do you think it's possible this time, too."

Duan Yun shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem like it. That woman said she was from the north. She and her mother have never left the Mohe area since they were little. When I was trembling on her body, I didn't detect any signs of lying either."

Shen Ying couldn't help but complain, "What kind of trembling are you doing on other people's bodies."

"I wasn't doing it for Brother Murong; I was afraid he'd be scammed like Old Chen," Duan Yun replied.

At that moment, he noticed that Feng Ling'er was silent, her expression strange, so he asked, "Is there a problem?"

Feng Ling'er nodded and said, "I was also born in the north. The old Murong guy went to the north once and liked to brag in front of women that he was a wolf who came to the north."

Hearing this, Duan Yun and Shen Ying couldn't help but gasp.

Zi Yu was very confused for a moment.

For a moment, she couldn't keep up with their rhythm.

What exactly were they talking about?

Is there a normal person in this manor?

Even she, who was a bit abnormal, thought they were abnormal.