Life in Vain: Jobless Reincarnation

173 – Side Quests

173 – Side Quests

Wedding preparations were complete.

I had a house, I had rescued Mom and Mama Lily, I had introduced my future wives to my parents (and gotten scolded), and my sisters approved.

The only thing left to do was to actually go through with the weddings.

I had wanted to space the weddings out over the course of the next year, but my lovely fiancees weren't as patient as I was.

After seeing Eri try out wedding gowns, Sylphy demanded to get married soon too. And after that, Rika said that it was important to secure the line of succession and a legitimate 'rule' in Arcadia, so we had to get married soon as well. And then Roxy saw everyone else piling in on me and said she needed to get married soon too or else she wouldn't be able to show her face in Sharia anymore since she got shown up by all these other women.

Considering that she was marrying me after three other wives, I thought it would already be a big reputation hit. But Roxy said she could spin it as her being so attractive she won me over even after marrying three beautiful wives, so it was fine.

...Not sure how that logic checked out, but if Roxy said so, it must be the case.

And so, due to my lovely fiancees, the next month's schedule was set in stone.

We had a week to prep for Eri’s wedding reception. But then the week after that would be Sylphy’s. The week after THAT we’d have to take a trip to Arcadia for a grand reception for Rika.

And then we’d come back the Sharia for the biggest wedding reception Roxy could plan at the end of the month.

Or in other words...

Roxy was taking a whole month to prep for a giant wedding ceremony, Rika was taking three weeks for that, and I’d be doing practically shotgun weddings with both Eri and Sylphy.

I tried to talk them into rescheduling, but Eri was adamant about me putting a ring on her before any other crazy things could happen, and Sylphy wanted babies.

Considering the latter was going to jump me anyway, I managed to talk her down into waiting at least a couple weeks to be legally married...

And so it was that I was sitting at my desk in the magic academy doing logistics while my automated grading system sorted out my student’s papers.

Man, were magical runes useful when combined with programming logic and self-learning modules...

But let's see. What else needs to be tied up before I tie the knot myself?

Orsted and Pierre worked double time to sync up the world's flow of time and clean up the distortions, so intercontinental travel was possible again.

...Kind of.

There was still the issue about random overpowered monster all over the place, but assuming that was resolved, people could travel between continents now.

To make things easier, I had set up some Anywhere Doors for people to cross between continents, but that was just a temporary solution. Still, it worked, so we could call it mostly fixed.

That aside, everyone I knew here in Sharia right not to prep for the weddings.

Laws and Rose were here, having an emotional reunion with Grandma Rostelina and her new baby girl, Lunaria.

...That was still a weird thought. Grandma Rostelina... Then Lunaria would be my aunt?

...I guess it's just about as weird for Stella and my daughters though.

Anyway, Eri's parents were here too. Uncle Philip and Aunt Hilda were hopping back and forth, chatting with Eri and prepping her for everything that came with being a bride.

...I was a bit worried about what exactly those 'preparations' entailed considering I saw a few suspect materials being handed over by Aunt Hilda, but I decided it was better for my sanity to ignore that.

Mom and Mama Lily were spoiling Norn, Aisha, and Stella silly. They were also getting to know Ena, Eos, and Roland, dragging them all around to shop and explore Sharia every chance available.

The kids all seemed to enjoy it though, so it worked out nicely. Well, except for Stella, who seemed a bit exasperated at being treated like a baby by Mom and Mama Lily.

Dad was on a time-out from both the bedroom and the house by Mom and Mama Lily. They both held him responsible for the fact that I was marrying not just multiple wives, but FOUR. Double what Dad did.

Honestly, I thought it was a bit unfair. It wasn't really Dad's fault that I ended up with four fiancee. The plan was always just Eri and Sylphy, but well... things got out of hand quickly.

Dad seemed to be fine with it though.

In fact, he told me that he was proud that I was not only taking proper responsibility and all, but that I had 'now surpassed him in the most important ways possible.'

...Actually, I think I was getting why Mom and Mama Lily put him on a time-out now...

A clock ticked in the distance. Papers shuffled as the auto-grader flipped through the students' essays.

I didn't really have much to do, so I twiddled my thumbs a bit and thought about what I should do for the weddings. Maybe start working on a proper wedding guest list?

I didn't have that many friends though...

There was Ruijerd. Cliff... kinda counted. The White Knights definitely didn't.

...Huh.

Was this where the whole 'kings don't have friends' trope came from? It really is hard to make friends when you're busy working on building a country, taking care of your family, and dealing with a homicidal god who's perfectly fine with the world as collateral damage.

...Well, at least I had my wives?

A knock echoed on my door. After that, Aisha's voice called out. "Rui? May I come in?"

I waved my hand, opening my door. After that, I smiled and said, "Come in, Ai-chan. Always have time for my cute little sister."

Aisha walked in and took a look around my office. She was wearing her academy uniform, so it looked like she just got off from classes-

Wait, it was the weekend.

...Man. Time really was an illusion...

Aisha walked over to stand in front of my desk and then glanced at the self-grading papers. She frowned and said, "Are you even properly grading our work?"

Aisha flinched and then realized that Rudy had noticed her staring. She coughed and said, "N-No?"

"Oh good." He reached up to fiddle with his hair and said, "I thought my hair dye malfunctioned or something."

Aisha blinked. "Hair dye? ...Malfunction?"

How does a hair dye malfunction?

Doesn't it just stain the hair...?

Rudy nodded and said, "I'm sure you've seen it, but my hair is actually white from mana strain. When I'm out and about in public though, I usually dye it brown to make it look more natural." He paused and said, "...My hair IS still brown, right? Not some weird like red or something?"

Aisha shook her head. "No. It's still brown."

"Good, good." Rudy nodded and said, "Then I guess you're just sneaking glances because you've noticed how cool your big brother is?"

Aisha puffed her cheeks and then spun around to kick Rudy's leg. "Stop- OW!" She knelt down to massage her foot and glared at Rudy. "What the heck are you made of?"

Rudy chuckled and said, "Complicated question there, but nothing a person can't achieve with enough knowledge and training." He reached over to heal Aisha and then said, "Still, you haven't grown out of your little gremlin phase, huh?"

Aisha hopped back to her feet and said, "I am not little, nor am I a gremlin. In fact, I will have you know that I'm only a few years away from becoming a full-fledged adult!"

Rudy paused and then let out a bitter smile. "That's right. Ai-chan's almost a proper adult now, huh? Just in the blink of an eye..."

Aisha didn't know how to respond to that. She felt a bit weird seeing Rudy's expression, so she looked away and started walking again. "Anyway... we're almost there."

Rudy followed after Aisha and said, "Where exactly are we going anyway?"

Aisha glanced back and said, ". Like I said, it's a cafe with good sandwiches and desserts. It's also pretty popular for the fact that it has stories you can check out and read while you're there- Hm?" Aisha paused and then realized that Rudy had stopped following her at some point. "Rui?"

Rudy had stopped in front of a non-descript shop with an unmarked sign. Staring at it, he frowned and said, "Hey Aisha. Do you know what kind of shop this is?"

Aisha walked back and took a closer look. Seeing the unmarked signs, she nodded and said, "That should be a slave shop. Big Sis Roxy never let me visit one, but it should be where you can buy people you need."

"...People you need, huh? That's a pretty way of dressing that up." Rudy frowned and said, "Still, when the world's like this, they're still in business?"

"Rui?" Aisha tilted her head. "...Is something wrong?"

Rudy tapped his fingers on his leg and said, "I could ignore this. But since she reacted like that... And I also have the power to fix it too..."

Aisha was starting to get a bad feeling. Her instincts were telling her something was about to go down. "Um. Big Brother, I think that we should-"

Rudy patted Aisha's shoulder and said, "Wait here. I'll be right back- Ah. Actually." He snapped his fingers.

Light flickered and bent. And then a beautiful female knight with short pink hair appeared. Sticking out two fingers to the side of her face, she winked and said, "Yahoo! It's been a while, Master Rudy!"

"E-Eh?"

Wait. Did her older brother just casually summon a person from somewhere else? No, Mom explained that he visited a whole different timeline to rescue them, so it was within the scope of things.

But still, that didn't abide by any of the laws of metastasis or summoning magic. There was barely any mana usage, no incantations, no fluctuations of any kind-

"Keep an eye on Aisha here for a bit. I'm going to do some cleaning."

Aisha blinked and then realized Rudy was already walking away. "W-Wait!" She ran after him and grabbed his hand. "I'm coming too!"

Rudy paused and then looked at her. "It's going to be pretty disturbing in there. Dark stuff."

Aisha frowned and said, "I told you, I'm not a child."

Rudy stared at her for a while and then sighed. "Right. My cute baby sister has grown up..." He looked up at the sky, thinking. But then he nodded and said, "Fine. It might get ugly though." He looked back at Aisha and said, "By the way, do you know a bit about this city and kingdom?"

Aisha blinked. "Yes...?"

"Okay." Rudy nodded and said, "HYPOTHETICALLY... what would happen if I destroyed the slave industry here? Would the entire kingdom declare war against me?"

"Obviously." Aisha frowned and said, "Slavery is an integral part of the Ranoa Kingdom's economy. Not to mention that it's a core trade with the Asura Kingdom. In terms of morality, I can see the concern, but it would be more harm by removing the income and negatively affecting the kingdom's economy, wouldn't it?"

Rudy stared at Aisha for a long while.

Aisha frowned, feeling a bit uncomfortable by the intense gaze.

And then Rudy sighed. "Okay, I get what Dad was trying to teach me back then now. Really isn't too good being too rational and objective..."

"Huh?"

Rudy cracked his neck and said, "Well, whatever. I can actually blame this on Dad this time." He walked towards the building and said, "Keep an eye on Aisha, Astolfo."

"Got it, Boss!"

"W-Wait." Aisha looked at Rudy and then the shop and said, "You aren't seriously-"

*BANG*

"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE ORDER OF THE TEMPLE! WE'VE COME IN THE NAME OF MILIS TO DEMOLISH THIS OBSCENE PRACTICE!"

Astolfo giggled, and then started cackling when a platoon of knights in blue armor and the emblem of Milis appeared behind Rudy.

"Oh dear heavens above." Aisha stared at Rudy marching in with the knights and said, "...He's serious about this."

Astolfo patted Aisha's shoulder and said, "Boss is always serious! Now, come on! Let's go see him being cool!"

"W-Wait a minute, Miss Astolfo. I REALLY don't think this is a good- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"